Free Briana Boston

What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

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Boston Bibb

When a deaf person is tossing my salad, and I am signing (ASL) dirty talk to them in a Boston accent.

Last night I was on a date with a deaf individual, and I gave them the Boston Bibb.

by V-A-L-I-S January 7, 2025

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Boston Cheeseburger

To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.

Tommy: Yo, Sam, can I give you a Boston Cheeseburger tonight?
Samantha: Only if you can handle it

by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025

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John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.

Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”

by Wsgg July 5, 2025

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