Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.

Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."

by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022

Snitch Button

Another name for reporting someone; when you dish it out but can't take it.

Me: gives a reasonable response
other user: "wHy ArE You So Mean?"
Me: go on, hit the snitch button and report me.

by Solomaster November 13, 2020

Buttons

Slang for remote control

Has anybody seen the buttons I need to change the channel

by E23ricksanchez November 28, 2020

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Snooze button

Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media

Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.

by J.K.O'Brien January 12, 2021