Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.

John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!

by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018

Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 7, 2020

Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

by Massive action June 8, 2017