Apollo 1

When you shoot your shot and get blasted out of existence.

Bro, I tried to talk to Brittany, it totally when Apollo 1.

by Carter523 April 18, 2020

Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.

Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!

by Mania88 October 11, 2020

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

Apollo

A god in Greek mythology. He is the son of Zeus.

Dude, I love Apollo!

Why?

Because he is the god of the sun and archery!

by haghhghughg June 1, 2023

axel and apollo

The cutest couple. They make great boyfriends who will always be there for each other. It takes a lot to come between these two. Also Axel has a huge dick.

Axel and Apollo are so cute together

by Sharked June 7, 2023

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019