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Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016
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Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations
All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
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dry texter

Dry texters are people who don't say much when replying to a message
Sometimes people say just one word bc they don't know how to reply to a specific message
Shitty explaining
Lara: HEYYYY
Lucy: hi
Lara: MY MOM GOT ME A NEW PHONE!
Lucy: wow
Lara: my brother left me!
Lucy: oh (doesn't know how to reply)

Lara: ugh Lucy, why "oh"

Lucy: I didn't knew how to reply
Lara: you suck, your such a dry texter!
Lucy: oh
by anonymous August 27, 2022
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Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.
Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'
by yami100 June 14, 2010
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reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time
reliable texters are the best
by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010
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Man Texter

A man/boy that texts short messages as answers like kk, yeh, ect. repeatedly after every text. Can also be defined as Mexters. This is common for most boys/men that text.
Example One-
Girl: Heeey!(: Whuddup?
Boy: Hi. not much
Girl: Cool! And same!
Boy: kk
Girl: Haha cool.(:
Boy: Yeh.
Girl: Man Texter...
by ILikeTurtles103 June 1, 2011
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Texter whore

A girl who texts many guys for the sole purpose of never being bored. With no intention of ever hanging out with them
Jill is a well known texter whore who always flirts and responds unless you ask to make plans with her.
by Ahkilpadarti22 May 13, 2014
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