squeaky noose

Twitchy bum

I've got a squeaky noose

by Squeakynoose September 8, 2017

Squeaky as a Button

The phrase you use when someone is both clean and cute.

Gracie, you’re lookin squeaky as a button today!

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

Squeaky turkey

When a guy does his girl so good, she gobbles. Or...gobbling cock.

She turned into a squeaky turkey.

by Inkedmommy March 2, 2018

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Squeaky rupture

Male on male anal rape over a car bonnet.

Josh suffered a squeaky rupture in the Henderson Pak n Save car park

by BEEON August 20, 2017

Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023