Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021
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Totally not fun, playful or whimsical.
It’s just there
Totally not fun, playful or whimsical.
It’s just there
by BENO?! August 18, 2025
Get the squeaker mug.1. When an AI or someone tries to flex big brain knowledge and says your squeaker has “mechanical parts” making it squeak… except it doesn’t. Real squeakers just use air, period. No gears, no springs, no cap.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
by BENO?! August 21, 2025
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