When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
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Get the Spasm Jerk mug.1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.
2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
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Get the Microbiolic Spasm mug.When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
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Get the Spasm mug.A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
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