Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Shitbox

Any Subaru

Wow Ryan got him self a Shitbox.

by Subaru user July 8, 2022

Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022

Shitbox Fever

(noun)
When your shitbox gains a substantial amount of power due to sub freezing air temperatures, caused by the oxygen content increasing from the cold air.

"Dude, holy shit, I did a 0-60 in 9 seconds flat thanks to that shitbox fever"

by EmiliaTansCheeks January 24, 2026