Push ups

If you don’t know what a push up is then get off your lazy ass you need serious help

I’m so fit I do push ups

by Lexi shishkebab January 28, 2021

Push up guy

A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living

Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

Portland push-up

The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.

Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!

Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?

by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025

Friday night push ups

It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.

When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.

Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”

by Terrier City May 5, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023