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pet owner

They are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. They are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don't hate. Pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. They understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those... creatures... the ones called humans. These types of people aren't the fuckfaces and egotistical jackasses that you meet in your every day life. If you aren't a pet owner, you should become one ASAP. If you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful bitchy ass into oblivion.
"Hey, dude. Are you a pet owner?"

"Nah. Why?"

"Because then you better go become one."
by TheRealMisanthrope March 3, 2016
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Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.
Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
by Justabandkid July 8, 2018
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petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.
Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017
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Pet Cemetery

A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!
Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!
by South County Carrie September 24, 2019
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Petting The Bunny

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.
by jilljones November 10, 2008
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pet nigger

Someone whose treatment by others resembles the situation of the house slave
My children treat me like a pet nigger
by Nefariousterry July 28, 2018
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pet name

A name used between people who are romantically involved, usually playful and related to some personal experience or quality. Probably sounds like nonsense to anyone else hearing it.
"Hey, Marshmellow, come here" pet name being Marshmellow
by idkwattoput21 August 14, 2009
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