Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 29, 2020

pp paralysis

When it never gets soft again

Doctor, doctor! I’m experiencing pp paralysis!

by Licc November 22, 2020

Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Leaden Paralysis

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018