Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.

He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.

by Tarrett June 28, 2022

Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.

Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!

by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022

Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.

"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Wisconsin Mohawk

when the man inserts his Mohawk spike into a women's vagina and screams, "Who the biggest bird"

Last night I was Wisconsin mohawking this bitch I met on the street

by DOCKN November 20, 2025