Malte

Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.

“Omg u know what? Today I meet Malte and he is the most perfect guy i’ve ever meet!”

by From W❤️ October 10, 2018

Malte

He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him

malte

by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever

I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor

by ralphpeabody25 January 30, 2023

game malt

a proper fit girl, most likely to be a top sort.

"im going to maidstone tonight, hopefully I find a game malt there boy"

by sortssssss February 8, 2024

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020