maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

tanner mace

Bad ass motherfucker, who gets that pussy soooooo wet

Girl: Tanner Mace made me so wet

by Terrell Mays September 5, 2016

ace mace

One of the most eclectic, eccentric lyricist/ artists. If you've ever heard his music and couldn't truly appreciate it you're uncouth. If you've heard him and appreciated it then your blessed with vast and genuine taste. Good job.

I gotta maintain despite the amount of rain- Ace Mace
Girl, your love is worth more than any metal- Ace Mace

by 413rdA-M February 8, 2018

mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs

My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!

by Anonymous January 18, 2021