Saggy Lizard

the most brutal group chat you will ever be in. a bunch of south georgia, beer drinkin’, and prepnecks you will ever meet . do people care if these guys live or die, no. a bunch of racist sexist little shits who use there daddy’s money on beer and fireworks.

“Colin are you in saggy lizard yet?”

“Nah bro i’m too much of a fag.”

by poppercherry69 March 18, 2019

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Lizard Rag

A rag or piece of clothing repeatedly used to ejaculate in.

Hay where ya been Rick, on the Lizard Rag again?

by Mugumbo September 22, 2005