laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

Laptop Expat

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.

See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.

by anonymous August 16, 2021

laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

by 337G March 24, 2011

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021