shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024

Hock

To get something out of your body.

I sneezed so hard I hocked a loogey like 60 feet.

by RyanMeseeks May 13, 2024

hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.

Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.

by Troller of Trolls. ⭐️🐠 May 31, 2024

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024