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gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
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Gert Long C**k.
‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’
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Gert long c**k
He has a gonk.
by catmaster18 April 21, 2021
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A gonk is a gay slut
You gonk!
by Liezee April 30, 2021
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To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.
I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022
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Bruno Bundey
Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk
by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022
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the act of sexual poking someones hole/s
im gonna gonk you
by tryzz August 1, 2021
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