Dating

Dating, well actually let me put that in quotes for you. What girls consider to be dating and even some guys is just 1. Talking over snap 2. They never tell their parents 3. They never even go out on dates 4. They say I love you after the first day of them “dating.” I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special and you only said it when you 100% meant it. How do you know you love someone after a day. Everyone wanders why I don’t have a boyfriend, but honestly I’m not wasting my time on this fake ass shit. It honestly makes me want to laugh in their faces when they say their “dating someone” when they never even hang out and they only talk over snap.

“Oh yeah Jack and I are dating.”

“Where are you guys going to go on dates at?”

“Oh no we’re not we are just going to talk over snap and I’m not going to tell my parents.”

by Katy L. February 20, 2019

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Dating

When two people have been together for 2+ years.

Yo, 2 years? They're totally dating.

by Ultraman3000 September 25, 2010

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Date

Two people meeting each with an uncertain possiblity to meet again afterwards

She had a date with the Juggernaut

by Wisest Sage July 9, 2018

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Something men in 2020 don’t understand how to do. This requires effort, intent and thoughtfulness. Females should look up this word prior to settling for a 10 pm booty call.

Bo asked his friend Kloe out for a dinner date. He opened the door for her when they went and he planned a fun dinner and movie.

by Sugarbear Padilla April 1, 2020

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it's a date

A code phrase a female undercover police officer uses to signal to other officers when to move in to bust a John.

Female officer to John: Lookin' for some action?
John: Sure, how about a blow job?
Female officer: OK, pull around to the corner.

3 seconds later...

Female officer to cop in van: "it's a date"

by signull July 26, 2006

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