Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.

"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"

by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 3, 2023

mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 12, 2022

Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021