Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020

Cooker

A pro cyclist who cycles around on his £10000 bike

See that cooker go by

by Fb2126 August 3, 2020

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Seduction Cooker

A person who can seduce like a piece of cake, inflame easily.

My bro is a seduction cooker, he cooks rizz.

by retiredretardreturns December 26, 2023

Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.

“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024

Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.

Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024