collie is an amazing girl who will never fail to make you smile. she loves hanging out with friends and has two dogs named ruby and Murray. we hang out a lot bc we are both part of ur ducky got big botox. btw my name is mav and coli is my bsf. so overall she is super nice and we are halloween weirdos. ok idk why I'm doing this but yk YOLO k I'm done hahah
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When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
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