Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby

My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede

by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

The corn centipede

You go to the nearest dollar store and buy 1 can of corn, the first person eats the corn but is not allowed to chew it, they must ingest laxative, as he shits the corn out in a stewy material the second person picks the corn out and eats it kinda like the human centipede but with fetish to shit and corn, and the train continues, this game is fun because you can have as many partners as you want,

Fuck bro we only got 1 dollar to feed 15 people what do we do?? Bruh let’s just do the corn centipede everyone will have a field day

by Foxio January 25, 2023

Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.

After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.

by cb757 January 18, 2024

minotaur centipede

A sex maneuver that requires anal sex in the doggystyle position with both partners on their knees with torsos upright. And more participants line up behind to eat the ass of the the person in front of them. The silhouette looks like an extended centipede with a minotaur front.

I heard Tom and Cindy do anal now. They said we could join by lining up and creating a Minotaur Centipede.

by Qskfnfitnwpcjw Wkcoenfjske December 5, 2022

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023