Carson

A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.

Oh man! He really is a Carson!

by FrogMolester July 18, 2018

Carson

a stinky shriveled poo

ew it’s...carson

by fukduk123 October 20, 2020

Carson

Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.

Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?

by Claire M. January 6, 2019

Carson

Is like a requis, who is a very muscular black man who will skull fuck you when you get flashed.

but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me". CARSON is similar to the likes of requis.

by Kaahwhwhehehehe April 7, 2020

Carson

8ball Legend

Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball

by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020

Carson

😮🍆👊💦

Carson is bustanuttible

by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022

Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021