Blap

a blap is a fishy

theres a blap in the sea, should we catch it?

by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021

Blap

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.

Ya done got blapped, Son!

by Cdobbs September 20, 2021

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021