Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021

would you like to rate our app?

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

by true bread September 9, 2022

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...

Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

You would do it to

And then there is the set up on to of that because they want to be able to say

A retard "You would do it too."

Hym "I shouldn't not be doing it and YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT INSTEAD OF ME. That's for fucking sure. It's never going to not be a problem. I'm not going to be a priest. I'm not going to be a eunich. And I'm not ever going to ascent to the idea that it is fine for them to fuck you instead of me."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025