Walmart

A place where you can find Jesus

LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS

by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018

Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising

by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019

Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.

Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.

by goddess0321 May 30, 2019

Walmart

A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.

Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.

by BeeInEasy July 6, 2016

Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart

hell

drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 17, 2021

Walmart

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass

Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!

by 1inkthan113 August 20, 2018