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Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.
Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012
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whiz note

a mental note one makes while whizzing. not necessarily about whiz, but anything.
Matt: Joe, what were you about to say?
Joe: Oh shit, I forgot to make a whiz note.
by hmickeyd November 5, 2011
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Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.
"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
by JTL07 June 11, 2023
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whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".
Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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Popping a Whiz Khalifa

When you gotta pee but wanna and some zest to announcing it.
Man, Jesse taking a long time for just Popping a Whiz Khalifa, maybe he had to drop a duece while he was at it.
by Buddy Bestie January 1, 2024
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Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.
Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!
by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024
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whiz popper

Dad did you get the whiz poppers from the fireworks stand?
by true_true2100 April 5, 2023
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