Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

by wsgvlad November 20, 2023

Uncle Vlad

He’s a Russian grape

“You, watch out for Uncle Vlad

by Wastelandish April 7, 2023

Vlad

To Vlad is to really mess something up. It is also related with tardiness.

Oh boy, did you hear that David was late for his son's football match? He really did a Vlad

by ChemD October 7, 2023

Vladding

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler

Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Vlad

Vlads are neanderthal lookin ass tweakers with foreheads that jut out a literal inch. They are known for having beef with Justins and are ravenous pot smokers. Vlads also have an affinity for fantasizing about homosexual relationships with Aidans.

You're such a Vlad, you fucking tweaker!

by GladVrienwald August 4, 2022

Dirty Vlad

a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class

man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history

by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022

Vlad

Tall white dude. Usually from Romania or Russia. Very hot dude and pulls the girls instantly. Friendly and likes to make jokes but can be angry at someone and is quite sensitive.

From your amigo

Vlad is soo godamm hot help me!!!!

by Kyqn May 26, 2022