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Thea

Thea is a very kind, loving person. She hasn't had a very long-term relationship but would be perfect for the role. She has probably had a lot of boyfriends and has probably done - well you know - by the time she is 14. She is seen as a role model for most of the girls in her class and, to be honest, she could be an actual model. She doesn't do the best at school but she puts lots of effort in. People probably call her 2-faced and that she wears too much make-up but she just puts a bit on to enhance her beauty. All the boys look at her with dreamy eyes but cover it by making jokes about it but deep down, they are in love. She has probably dyed her hair different colours, mostly natural colours but her hair is the most beautiful when it is its natural colour. She is loved by many but nobody tells her enough.
"omg, I love Thea"

"Yeah, Thea is the hottest girl I know"
by Ilovethea123 April 8, 2022
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Thea

Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021
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Thea Nicka

the cutest prettiest most adorable person to ever walk the planet she is who taylor swift writes her love songs about she is the best person and she likes getting sticks in her feet but she's also really funny and sweet and kind hearted and amazing and wonderful and loving and her face is SO cute so its okay she's the loml and everyone who speaks a foul word about her will be prosecuted that is the global law #speakingfromtheheart #intheawetrust<3
why do men even exist when we have Thea Nicka?
by ur mom [is ur mom hot] September 19, 2021
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Thea

Thea is a girl that will go through all changes in life with you. A Thea treats you like you are the most important thing in the moment. If you ever doubt yourself and your decisions, Thea will be the one to reassure you. A Thea is very touchy and will mostly wear a mix of cutesy stuff and grunge.
Dude: Eyo why is she so cool?
Dex: Oh she is just such a Thea!
by Dexidexi March 5, 2022
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roy and thea

i wish i had a bond like roy and thea
by roya August 17, 2021
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Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021
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Thea

Such a weirdooo
Lea: Omg SUCH A THEA!
Sigrid: yea just say weirdo
by Namse May 25, 2021
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