Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.

There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.

by Stall Master April 14, 2010

poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.

His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.

by websteroforegon January 14, 2007

squeak

coolest and best latemodel driver ever in central pa

man did u see squeak racing last night he was fast!!!!

by dirtracin19 December 9, 2008

moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015

Squeaks

A sexy unfiltered sound coming from a loved one when one can act and be his/her self

Floyd makes squeaks out of pure enjoyment and contentment being around his wife Juanita.

by yendor dyolf March 27, 2019

A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.

Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”

by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019