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ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018
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heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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Slumbered

when someone is/has been sleeping for an unusual amount of time
bro he is slumbered.
by pheonixpa April 28, 2023
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Oreo Cream Slumber Party

A slumber party where your local white gay person gets sandwiched with a bunch of black people, creamed, and passed on to the next
Gary did u have fun at the Oreo Cream Slumber Party last night
by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
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Luigi’s Slumber

Luigi’s Mansion 3. Play on “Link’s Awakening”.

Coined by Failboat.
by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021
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Slumber party

"Those chicks are having a slumber party, bet they'll be having a gangbang"
by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021
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