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Scrump

My man, you just got scrumped! How do you feel?
by Sir Rump of the Nile March 2, 2019
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Scrumping

He is scrumping in the dumpster again.
by Kimber1162 May 24, 2019
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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
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Scrump

The kind of chump that makes exploits for Source games.
"Stop scripting ya fucking scrump!"
by Hawkeren April 30, 2020
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scrump

humping in a scumpily way
i scrumped your mom so hard last night i scrumped on my shoes
by rawdawg riv February 7, 2023
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SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes
You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever
by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023
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Scrump

to eat something you know is going to be delicious.

Scrumpy

the feeling of being hungry and needing to scrump
Hey I'm feeling kinda Scrumpy, wanna get tacos

those tacos were so Scrump.
by Lol Tina December 21, 2023
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