Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends

Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai

by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

reuben background

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motar baik

wow that's a sick motar baik reuben background u got there bro countri guy yeah i like hot girls and like country stuff like bige gunta and then doing motar baik ride.

by macks pistoris June 12, 2019

Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .

Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs

by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019

reuben parry

Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair

Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry

by Mr hot male jimmy James September 15, 2019

Reuben

🧂

hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

🧂
yeah thats him

by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020