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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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quarantine boo

When quarantine hits, you finna run off with your “quarantine boo” and repopulate the new world

Or when we locked down you find a boo and become quarantined in separate houses and only time you fuck is online. Long distance but with corona
“When shit breaks out be my quarantine boo”
by Coronafucked March 27, 2020
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quarantine

quarantine is hell but keeps us safe 😔
bro quarantine is fr hell
by weirdpersun1256 April 5, 2020
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Quarantine bae

a single person who gets together with another single person (usually somebody they know, like and ex) and agrees to do relationship-ish type things during COVID-19 as a result of not being able to date new people
Hey, I know it’s been a while since we broke up, but I’m lonely and since we can’t meet new people right now, will you be my quarantine bae??
by bsh2020 March 25, 2020
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Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
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Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.
Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.
by Sziszo December 26, 2020
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quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
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