Pity Gag

When a female gags during oral sex on a below average sized penis out of pure pity.

ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"

by Lazy Pedestrian September 6, 2010

self-pity

Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.

People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.

Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.

Mom: k...Dad says hi.

by Baxton January 16, 2006

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pity Cum

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.

I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.

by Pizza_And_Bacon_Adventure July 10, 2014

pity d

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013