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It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”
Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.
Warning:
Pinto Time may cause heroic entrances, confused hosts, and people texting “Where are you???” followed by “nvm you just walked in.”
It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”
Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.
Warning:
Pinto Time may cause heroic entrances, confused hosts, and people texting “Where are you???” followed by “nvm you just walked in.”
“We told him the cookout started at 2. He showed up at 3:11 with a chair and sunglasses. Pure Pinto Time.”
“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”
“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”
“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”
“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”
“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”
“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”
“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
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