Nevada

A state that took too long to count the votes

IYKYK Nevada

by 1nd1eskat0rg0rl November 16, 2020

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Hookers and Blow.

When I landed my paraglider in Nevada, a hooker walked up and gave me some blow.

by CGparapente January 8, 2021

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A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.

Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...

by FakeFent November 18, 2024

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Nevada

A place in the middle of nowhere where a bunch of people with crosses for faces live and kill each other and the sky is red and the ground is gray and if you smoke a cigarette there you get no scoped by this guy called Hank J. Wimbleton

Kid: mommy where are we going?

Mom: somewhere

Kid: somewhere where?

Mom: SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA… *Sean Hodges/Cheshyre starts playing*

by RadioFire December 17, 2024

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Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

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