Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.

"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."

by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 7, 2025

matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes

Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo

by Matteo is so fine April 28, 2024

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 24, 2024

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 6, 2024