Maxime

A Swiss guy OBSESSED with motorsport. He will spend hours explaining why cars aren't what they used to be.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.

«what do you think about the huracan man?»
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»

by Max72813 November 22, 2021

Maxim

Maxim is the word most wanted homosexual men on earth. he's so gay he could literally suck your soul out of your penis in metter of seconds.

Bro this guy is so gay what a Maxim

by Mikmaksama November 22, 2021

Maxime

1. Provient de maximus, le grand.

2. Personne avec une énorme queue nervurée, bête de sexe.

3. Phrase courte qui exprime une morale.

Oh, cet homme est un Maxime, il m'a déglingué !

by Βασίλειος November 22, 2021

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maxime

The greatest guy you'll ever see in your life and that'S not because it's my name OK?

Random Girl 1: Omg Maxime is so cool!
Random Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT AND HE'S SO HOOOOT!!!!!!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020

Maxime

A maxime is the best brother you can ever have. He plays minecraft and among us with you, helps you with beating that one boss you can’t kill in a game, and gives you very good advice. Even though he is a nasty 3 year old dogue, you still love him.

Person : Ugh, Maxime is a dogue.
Alicia : yes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a cool dogue.

by nothx November 24, 2020