mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

Mattress Nook

The divot in a mattress caused by sleeping in the same spot repeatedly.

Person A: "Man, I really need to sleep in a different spot once in a while. I had to climb out of my mattress this morning."

Person B: "Sounds like you have a pretty serious mattress nook

by J-Soul December 9, 2010

mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

mattress ass

The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.

Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.

While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016

Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.

Stop being such a ditch mattress.

by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019

Mattress Movers

This term refers to African Americans in urban areas who can quite frequently be seen driving around with mattresses tied to the roofs of their cars, due to the fact they move several times a year. This is a common sight around urban areas. Mattresses are often very poorly tied with inferior rope, and additional support is provided by a series of arms sticking out the windows holding the mattresses in place.

I was late for work this morning because there was a car full of Mattress Movers doing 45mph in the center lane.

by MMJ Mike August 28, 2019

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017