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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
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Laser Taggart

The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.
John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!
by BradGibbons August 24, 2011
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Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!
by truk213 October 13, 2009
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laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.
that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.
by dave6000 June 22, 2007
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Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009
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laser tag

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.
Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.
by Spoony_Bard March 3, 2008
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