A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"
bob "you haven't dicked her down?"
"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
bob "you haven't dicked her down?"
"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
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Get the Laser Lettuce mug.The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.
Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.
Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.
John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!
by BradGibbons August 24, 2011
Get the Laser Taggart mug.1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.
2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
by truk213 October 13, 2009
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Get the laser goggles mug.Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.
Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!
by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009
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Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.
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