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cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016
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Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"
by Sirsavage December 26, 2016
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Kev

Kev is a bottom
by Demilocato November 21, 2021
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Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end
You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
by November fools November 19, 2021
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Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.
Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.
by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021
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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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Kev

A YOUNG SELF MADE MAN💯💰
Kev
by ATA FAN 91919 June 17, 2023
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