Jordan

A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.

Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry

by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019

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Oversized orangutan

What a Jordan

by Mr.Me(mystery) January 29, 2018

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A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.

Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.

by QuinnRaven January 10, 2020

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The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016

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Jordan is an all around awesome dude! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome!!

Girl #1: Omg! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us?
Girl#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION!
Girl#3: I agree! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan!

by blacktupus October 10, 2011

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