Joey

A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.

Ew is that Joey? He’s a douche.

by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019

Joey

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy

You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.

by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019

Joey

Usually found flirting with blonds.

Every hot blond haired girl is taken! Must be a joey.

by Eggflopp October 15, 2019

Joey

A girl who never gets embarrassed, loyal, reliable.And doesn’t care about others,says she hates everyone but you know she doesn’t. Smart yet never studies. And always honest, she says she is uglie but she is adorable.

“Yesterday Joey said “ if you don’t stop I will fart,”
“Yeah, sounds like something she’d say.”

by DorkieDoodle January 14, 2018

Joey

Most commonly a new ride that rides all sketchy or dresses in such a way that he looks like a storm trooper.

Dude dude dude look mate theirs a Joey over there, fuck look at squid lid.

by TTC9899 June 3, 2017

Joey

A person is kind but loves annoying others. Can be loyal and honest and loves to tease friends. Many people hate Joeys, but there is only one reason to. Usually smart, funny, and annoying.

Hey, did you here that Joey made her sooo mad today?

by LightofEyes May 8, 2018

Joey

Grammar police

Ally your annoyeing

Joey: annoying*

by ?!?' March 5, 2018