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Jesse

Pulling a Jesse is the equivalent of beating the shit out of your dick
Before bed imma pull a Jesse
by RRII O.G. April 16, 2020
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Jesse is someone who always tells a random girl named Daniela that she smells like peanut butter and is annoying and cannot edit a video
Jesse girl peanut butter annoying edit video
by Danielasmellslikepenutbutter October 27, 2019
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A fat ass nigga who is always talking shit but cant control himself
by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017
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Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.
by DrDudemister April 3, 2019
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A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 October 16, 2008
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A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008
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A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
Damn! That guy is acting like a Jesse.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
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