audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)

Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.

by The Hungarian Language Master January 3, 2018

janet eleanor

A wicked smart, wicked funny and absosnutely gorgeous gal.

That Janet Eleanor over there is pretty cool.

by Guamrocksrer April 19, 2018

janeting

When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.

"this travel agent is totally janeting right now"

by amber.knittin September 5, 2016

Janet

The real name for anyone called jade.

Janet is a dosser

by Appz8471 October 8, 2021

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.

"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019