Girls Lacrosse goalie

The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them

A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick

by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022

Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy

Im gay - jack the goalie

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Goalie

1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.

This mofucka has been playin goalie all night. I just want to get my dick wet. Dam!

by .eSp. August 2, 2024

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021