Gargoyled

When you play League of Legends and get one-shotted by a Chogath using Gargoyles stone plate

Yasuo: Hasa.....
Riven: What happened?
Lulu: He got gargoyled

by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017

firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

Gargoyle

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.

I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.

by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023

Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.

Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.

by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

gargoyle

I don't even know what this means.

Your mom looks like gargoyle.

by Lillejnar October 20, 2023